Pejazzling: Because Your Man’s Private Parts Are Just Begging For Rhinestones

Well, it only seems fair that there’s now a male equivalent of vajazzling. Yes, folks, the Daily Mail reported yesterday there is a company making stick-on sparkly temporary tattoos for your man’s junk. Pejazzling is now a reality.

The designs come in—I’m not kidding—barbed wire and lip shapes. I have no pictures of these wonders, so let’s all just stare at this random dude’s hot abs instead:

I’m not sure what to say here, really, so you tell me:__ Would you be excited to find a rhinestone design under that towel? What would you do if your man decided to go for a stick-on sparkly design on his man parts? Would you run? Would you laugh? Would you clap? Would you ask if there are antibiotics for that?__

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