7 People Who Need a Will Smith “Aw HELL No” Right This Minute

You know, I left Independence Day part two off the list of sequels we didn’t want to see because, well, I adore Independence Day and I’ll do anything for another fix. But then, this morning, I read about some total and utter nonsense: The director, Roland Emmerich, says that he doesn’t want Will Smith back for the sequel. That he thinks Will is “too big” for the sequel.

What? Roland, this is pure crazy talk. This is no time for less Will Smith in our lives. If anything, we need more Will Smith and his classic “Aw, HELL no”s. The ones he says with his mouth AND the ones he says with his face. You know who could use a good “aw, HELL no” right now (besides Roland, of course)?

Anne Hathaway haters. GET OVER IT.

Amanda Bynes. There are earrings in your cheeks, honey. Come on home and let’s talk about it.

Justin Bieber. Will could take the shirt that’s on Amanda Bynes’ head and put it on Justin’s torso.

Tommy Lee Jones. Because he’s been a little grumpy of late, and Will is usually great at loosening up his fellow man in black.

The LaSalle Explorers. March Madness’s coolest Cinderella might need some inspirational Will if they let doubt creep in—so this is more of a pump-you-up “aw HELL no” situation.

People who are calling Kim Kardashian fat. What’s wrong with you? I don’t care if she’s a Kardashian—she’s pregnant. You are unacceptable. Zap. Be gone.

And, as always, ALIENS. Just give it up, you guys. As long as Will Smith lives and breathes this planet is no place for you.

Who do you think could use a good dose of Will wisdom?

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