In Honor of October 3rd, 13 of Our Favorite Mean Girls Quotes

Happy Mean Girls day, friends!

And while it is appropriate to work a Mean Girls quote into normal conversation on any given day (like Wednesday—wink, wink), it is especially relevant on the movie’s unofficial holiday, October 3. So in honor of 10/3, let’s take a look at 13 of the best lines from our favorite Plastics.

1. That is so fetch.

You did make fetch happen, Gretchen. Don’t listen to big bad Regina.

2. You can’t sit with us!

Another Gretchen Wieners’ classic that will forever live in infamy.

3. I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

Thank you, Mean Girls, for giving us the perfect line to use if we ever need to ditch a guy—and fast.

4. You go, Glen Coco!

And the perfect rally cry.

5. She asked me how to spell orange.

And the ultimate barometer of intelligence.

6. Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

What a wonderful example to educators everywhere.

7. You can’t just ask someone why they’re white.

Lessons in political correctness, from the queen of tact herself, Gretchen Wieners.

8. I was half a virgin when I met him!

I’m still pondering what constitutes “half a virgin” 10 years later.

9. It’s like I have ESPN or something.

Classic mix-up. If only that’s what ESPN meant.

10. I’m a mouse. Duh!

Another iconic Karen moment. Duh.

11. Is butter a carb?

No, but really—is it? (Just kidding.)

__12. That’s why her hair is so big—it’s full of secrets. __

An amazing excuse for all us teasing fanatics out there.

13. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

I challenge you to find me one female who has never made this reference on a hump day. (You can’t—it’s impossible.)

All right ladies, which Mean Girls line is the most fetch? (Sorry, I had to.)