According to Sofia Vergara, Having a 32DDD Chest Is Actually Dangerous

Super career and hot husband aside, it’s harder being Sofia Vergara than it appears. The actress just opened up to The Edit about her style, addressing criticisms that she wears the same type of dress over and over again on the red carpet.

“I know my body. It’s very voluptuous, and I’ve got the boobs of a stripper. They’re a 32DDD and because they’re real, they’re everywhere, so I need my dresses to have structure. And underarmor,” she said. “There is so much going on under my dresses that I bleed at the end of award ceremonies.”

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The actress said a reduction would likely be inevitable in the future as she’ll eventually start experiencing back pain (though she won’t go too small—”just enough that I don’t end up looking like an old stripper”).

Her off-duty style has also gotten less sexy now that she’s over 40, with a switch regarding how much skin she’ll show.

“Nowadays I don’t do miniskirts and low-cut tops. It’s one or the other. I don’t do shorts or pink anymore,” she added, though we have to read this as specific to casual style only. Did you see her hot-pink Vera Wang at last week’s SAG Awards?

Watch behind-the-scenes footage of one of Sofia Vergara’s most glam shoots.