Is This The World’s Ugliest Shoe? Or Can You Photoshop One Even Uglier!? Show Us!

What happens when three of the world’s comfiest yet most eyeball-assaulting pieces of footwear–Uggs, Crocs, and barefoot sneakers–get together? Let’s just say the results ain’t pretty…

Over at Poorly Dressed’s Fail Blog, they’ve unearthed this unnervingly hideous mash-up (dubbed “The Anti-Christ of Footwear”), which editor Deanna Leung Madden tells us may be a real shoe–“either an art sculpture or someone’s DIY project”–or, more likely, a Photoshopped baby only its parents could love. No amount of digging could uncover this thing’s provenance, which just confirms our suspicion that it was a sick and twisted experiment never meant to be found by the shoe-wearing world.

They’re undeniably the ugliest clodhoppers I’ve ever seen…but do you think you could one-up this effort of Frankenstein-like proportions? We want to see! Put your Photoshop skills to the test and come up with the most heinous, scary, un-Louboutin-like creation your imagination can produce! Send us your best (worst?) efforts and we’ll publish the most offensive ones right here on STF! Good luck, and may the ugliest shoe win…

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Photo: via Poorly Dressed