So THIS Is What Carrie Bradshaw’s (Er, Sarah Jessica Parker’s) Closet Looks Like!???

We all have something to gain from news that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick put their Manhattan apartment on the market: glorious, glorious real-estate-ready pictures. Including, of course, her closet.

Upon seeing it, my mind was crowded with questions—first and foremost, is that the only shoe area she has? Because I don’t believe it if so. Secondly, did SJP strip her closet of her personal clothes before a professional stager got in there and added a random assortment of clothes? I tried zooming and snooping and have to tell you, I don’t recognize any of this.

Aside from the closet, the entire thing sounds amazing. It was built in 1846 and has five bedrooms, and the master bath has its own fireplace (!). FYI: They’re asking a cool $22 million for it, which sadly knocks it firmly out of my budget.

If you’re interested, the full listing is up here. Another intriguing fact to note? One of the listing brokers is Fredrik Eklund from Million Dollar Listings New York. I know it’s probably way too much to ask, but is there a possibility we’ll see SJP’s sparkle gracing Bravo sometime soon?

Is that what you’d imagine her closet to look like?