8 More Crazy Ridiculous “Sexy” Christmas Costumes

It’s a year to the day since I shared the most ridiculous “sexy” Christmas getups I could find, and in 365 days that have passed, I have yet to figure out where or why anyone would wear these things.

What I did find is EVEN MORE ridiculous “sexy” Christmas getups that I have no idea who exactly is wearing. Yay! Let’s take a look…

If Santa and a badass superhero had a baby, she would grow up to be this woman. Frankly, though, this suit does look a lot more practical for going down chimneys without snagging your furry suit on a brick. Look into it, Santa.

sexy santa superhero

Fever Santa Costume, $55.24

For the man who was into last year’s fantasy of putting his junk near a freezing cold snowwoman, might I also suggest: putting your junk near a dangerous wild animal with claws??

Womens Sexy Polar Bear Christmas Costume

Sexy Polar Bear Christmas Costume, $45

Last year, we saw a Gingerbread Woman-type costume, but this year’s gingery find is just like, a saucy lady who bakes gingerbread cookies I guess? Seems like a downgrade (except for that jaunty hat).

Ginger Sweetie Costume

Ginger Sweetie Costume, $49.95

OK FINE. THIS ONE IS PRETTY GOOD.

Sexy Tree Lamp Costume

Sexy Leg Lamp Costume, $22.99

As I keep saying, the problem with my newly decorated Christmas tree is that it’s just not sexy enough, you guys. Bonus: This one doesn’t leave pine needles all over the floor!

sexy christmas tree costume

Fever Christmas Tree Dress, $47.95

“She’s got bell curves in all the right places.” (Honestly, this one is just phoning it in though.)

silver bells costume

Silver Bells Lingerie Costume, $16.99

She’s a pirate! No, a candy cane! With furry green Christmas trees for legs! Makes total sense and is definitely what all men secretly imagine you wearing when they first meet you!

candy cane costume

Candy Cane Buckle Bikini Set, $54.95

And for the brave (I’m sparing the picture for those with more modest eyes), just wrap yourself up in a bow that goes where no bow has ever gone before or should ever go again.

Which one is your favorite?

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