Just 8 Great Pop Songs About Female Masturbation

Ah, sweet Lady M. There for us in good times and in bad, times of feast and times of famine, times of love and times of hate. These eight songs celebrate the power of pleasure, the freedom of auto-erotic satisfaction. So thank you, Shailene Woodley, for inventing the female orgasm. Let’s jam!

“I Touch Myself” – The Divinyls

Mmmm…

“Love Myself” – Hailee Steinfeld

…yas…

“Touch Of My Hand” – Britney Spears

…mhm…

“Feeling Myself” – Nicki Minaj feat. Beyoncé

…yep…

“Fingers” – P!nk

…ah…

“I Don’t Need A Man” – The Pussycat Dolls

…huh…

“Oops (Oh My)” – Tweet feat. Missy Elliot

…hehehehe…

“Dancing With Myself” – Billy Idol (but this is The Donnas get over it)

…nice.