Gah—Jared Leto (AKA Your Boyfriend Jordan Catalano) Shaved Off His Eyebrows! And He Looks So Freaky!
Oh, boy. Jared Leto shaved off his eyebrows off for a movie role, and the result is so freaky, you might have to call Brian Krakow* to come over and sing you a lullaby.*
He’s playing a cross-dresser, which explains things—shaving off a man’s eyebrows so you can draw them on in a more feminine way is an old-school trick. But knowing the why of it doesn’t really help you process just how scary this (otherwise very attractive) man looks without brows. I’m pretty sure he’s eating my soul through the computer screen, in fact. Terrifying.
Anyone else find this really freaky for some reason?
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Jordan and Brian were characters on My So Called Life, a ’90s show that starred Claire Danes and kicked major butt.