The Scientific Way to Tell How Close Your Boobs Are to Perfection

Ladies, there’s another measurement of perfection out there, and it’s called the “nipple meridian.” According to the Daily Mail, a study conducted by London-based plastic surgeon Patrick Mallucci found that the ideal breasts have a nipple placed so that 45 percent of her breasts is above them and 55 percent below. A woman who fits the bill:

British actress and model Kelly Brook.

It was reported that 87 percent of respondents ranked breasts of her 45:55 ratio as their favorites.

Now, before we all start shaking our heads at the idea that someone has bothered to try to define perfect for women, the plastic surgeon brought up a good point, saying, “I’m not saying women must conform to this ideal’ that works both clothed and naked; it merely gives surgeons around the world a technical and aesthetic road map for any women choosing to have breast enhancement to get the best results,” Dr Mallucci said.

Fair enough. Breasts that are too full on top tend to look obviously fake, so this guideline could be helpful to women seeking to guide their surgeons. Plus, whatever. It’s all about the butt right now anyway.