19 Reasons to Love Daniel Craig (3 of Them Are Shirtless)
I don’t want to see Daniel Craig in sweatpants. I barely even want to see his teeth, you know? He does two things and does ’em very, very well: wears the crap out of formalwear and smolder-grimaces.
So I’m a little nervous to see him get silly on Saturday Night Live this weekend. And I thought that since just 72 hours from now we could be watching him sing his way through a monologue, we should take some time to pay our respects to Craig in his au naturel* state.
*I don’t mean au naturel like naked. I’m not a miracle worker over here. I mean his natural state, i.e. tuxes, determination and strangely fancy-but-he’s-pulling-it-off swimwear.
He understands that to look at us head on would be to incinerate us instantly, so he employs the sideways gaze. Safety first.
James Bond (DANIEL CRAIG)
Location: Casco Viejo, Panama City, Panama
He doesn’t forget the girls in the cheap seats.
Daniel Craig and Olga Kurylenko star in Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures/Columbia Pictures/EON Productions’ action adventure QUANTUM OF SOLACE.
You can mess up his hair, you can dirty his suit, but you can’t get rid of his smirk. (Though, PS, he’d really prefer you don’t dirty his suit.)
He makes art self-conscious about its looks.
He’s the only guy who can be holding a gun and have that be, like, only the fourth thing you notice about him.
The bartender cannot ignore his stare, so you get your drinks faster.
Daniel Craig as James Bond, wearing an Omega 2201.50 Seamaster Planet Ocean watch, similar to the model featured in the Eon Productions 007 film, “Quantum of Solace” (2008).
He uncreepifies things like waiting in the shadows and glaring. This is now fine with us!
Daniel Craig plays James Bond in Skyfall, the 23rd film in the Bond franchise. Cast your vote this week on which actor was the best at being Bond.
He has a ton of comps at every casino.
James Bond (DANIEL CRAIG) and Agent Fields (GEMMA ARTERTON) infiltrate Greene’s fundraising party in Bolivia.
Location: Casco Viejo, Panama City, Panama
Seriously, you in the cheap seats–you didn’t even notice him get this redhead a glass of champagne, did you? He was making you feel special the whole time.
This is what he wears to the shooting range.
Quantum Of Solace ?? 2008 Danjaq, United Artists, CPII. 007 TM and related
James Bond Trademarks, TM Danjaq
Cuts just make his eyes look bluer.
He could stand here all night and no one would mistake him for the doorman.
He’s not scared to stand this close to a plane.
Or this far away from his unlocked, zillion-dollar car.
To quote 2 Broke Girls, he has those muscle things that “make smart girls stupid.”
He still talks on the phone. Guys never do that now, you know? You’re never getting a “u up?” text from this guy.
He’s definitely not the worst guy to take to the beach.
Rachel Weisz, we salute you. Do you guys love Daniel, too, or do you have another favorite Bond?
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