Here’s Exactly What To Do When You See A Creepy Clown

Creepy clowns are attacking. It’s an epidemic. And Americans, being naturally hearty and prone to acts of vigilantism, are taking to the country’s streets, woods and darkened alleys with all manner of weapon to defend the populace from this makeup’d terror. It’s gotten so bad that some police departments are having to remind citizens that just because a person is licensed to carry a weapon, it doesn’t mean that person is allowed to just shoot at clowns. But when should you shoot at a clown? It can be hard to know, which is why we have come up with this handy chart that you are welcome to post at your local DMV, hair salon, or other community gathering place.

Happy 2016.