*Guardians of the Galaxy* Sex Toys Now Exist, and We’re So Here For Them

Attention all Guardians of the Galaxy fans: If you’ve ever felt sexually attracted to Star-Lord (a.k.a. Chris Pratt)—and who hasn’t?—or even to Groot or Rocket Raccoon—I mean, they are voiced by Vin Diesel and Bradley Cooper—then prepare to have your wildest dreams come true.

Adult toy brand Geeky Sex Toys recently released a line of Guardians of the Galaxy-themed sex toys, just in time for this weekend’s premiere of the second installment in the sci-fi series. The collection, aptly named “Orgasms of the Galaxy,” includes a Groot-inspired butt plug and dildo, Star-Lord and Yondu vibrators, and a Rocket Raccoon butt plug, which the company’s website promises is “sure to rocket your play time to another galaxy.” There’s also a Drax the Destroyer dildo—”a beastly dildo from another planet”—and Gamora and Nebula fleshlights. All the toys range from $50 to $99, and are available online at geekysextoys.com.

You can also check out the set on the company’s Instagram account, where it posted a video of a Star-Lord look-alike dancing in the background as each of the toys is spotlighted. In another post, Geeky Sex Toys describes the collection as a “sexy group of misfits here to save the galaxy, one orgasm at a time!”

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The ingenious company is also behind other sex toys like an R2-D2 vibrator, a Game of Thrones-themed dildo and, to fit in with the unicorn trend that’s currently taking over the world, unicorn horn dildos.